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The comic [[Let's Twist Again|"Let's Twist Again" (US#028)]] features the [[Planet Express]] crew being trapped in a parallel dimension while making a delivery to the offices of ''The Scary Door''. |
Revision as of 06:59, 15 January 2007
Description
The Scary Door is a program sometimes viewed by the characters on Futurama. It is a spoof of the classic science fiction TV series "The Twilight Zone."
Episodes
The Last Man On Earth
Appearance: "A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Transcript
[opening credits]
Announcer: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.
[Scene: In a desolated world, a man with glasses walks through a library that was somehow spared from destruction.]
Announcer: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.
Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity!
[He drops his glasses]
Man: It's not fair... (panicked) it's not fair! (calmer) Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books.
[As he reaches for a book, his eyes fall out]
Man: (hysterical) It's not f-... (calmer) Well, lucky I know how to read braille.
[His hands fall off. He screams, and then his tongue falls out. Then his head falls off.]
Announcer: Hey, look at that weird mirror...
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
- Man: Maurice LaMarche
Episode 2
Appearance: "I Dated a Robot" (3ACV15)
Transcript
[opening credits]
Announcer: You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.
[Scene: An elderly man wearing a green visor exits 3-Eyed Jack's Casino.]
Announcer: Please send the man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith. A professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
[While crossing the street, Clyde is hit by a car.]
[Clyde wakes up in front of a slot machine. He pulls the lever and it comes up with three Bars.]
Clyde: (laughs) A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me; I must be in heaven!
[He pulls the lever again, three Bars come up again.]
Clyde: A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be... [dramatic] In hell!
[A man enters from offscreen.]
Man: No, Mr. Smith, you're not in heaven or hell. You're on an airplane!
[Man opens curtain, revealing airplane windows. Clyde looks out the window and sees a gremlin on the wing, tearing out the wiring.]
Clyde: There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!
Man: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Man holds up a mirror, revealing that Clyde's reflection is that of Hitler.]
Clyde: No!
[Clyde is transformed into Hitler when he turns to the person next to him.]
Clyde: Eva Braun, help me!
[Eva Braun pulls off her face to reveal that she's actually a giant fly.]
Clyde: [screams]
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
Episode 3
Appearance: "Spanish Fry" (4ACV17), The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz deleted scene
Transcript
[Opening sequence, objects flying through space] Announcer: You're on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a passerby for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door.
[scene: a scientist is in a Frankensteinesque laboratory mixing chemicals in a beaker.]
Scientist: I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all.
[A pod reminiscent of the ones from the movie "The Fly" opens with a cloud of steam. It clears, revealing a naked human male.]
Man: It turns out it's man.
Credits
- Announcer: Maurice LaMarche
- Scientist: Maurice LaMarche
- Man: Maurice LaMarche
Comic Appearance
The comic "Let's Twist Again" (US#028) features the Planet Express crew being trapped in a parallel dimension while making a delivery to the offices of The Scary Door.