Blernsball
Revision as of 21:42, 22 February 2007 by Humorbot 0.4 (talk | contribs)
File:Blernsball.jpg
Leela playing for the New New York Mets
Planet of Origin: Earth
Description
Blernsball is an very popular sport in the year 3000. It was reformed from baseball which was deemed too boring so it was spiced up.
Rules
- The ball is attached to the field by an elastic tether, though powerful hits have been known to break it a billboard just beyond the reach of the tether triggers an "automatic win," called a "grand slam blern," if the ball enters a small hole in the centre of a sign, and previous balls have been known to escape from Earth's atmosphere).
- If enough balls go into a small hole in the center of the field third ball lock, a pinball-style Multiball is initiated. At this time dozens of balls are shot at high speeds into the field, causing frenetic action.
- Relief pitchers are conveyed from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound by means of a giant tarantula..
- Traditions of the game include aluminum bats and the 7th inning grope.
Teams
- The Boston Poindexters
- The Mars Greenskins
- The New New York Mets
- The New New York Yankees
- The Pituitary Giants
- The Swedish Meatballs
- The Atlanta Braves
- The Spark Plugs
Additional Info
Appearances
If you know any more rules please add