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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the [[Comedy Central]] relased video ''[http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=390635&title=the-death-of-bender The Death of Bender]'' of 28 June, [[2011]].]''
:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the [[Comedy Central]] relased video ''[http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=390635&title=the-death-of-bender The Death of Bender]'' of 28 June, [[2011]].]''
<!--:''['''Scene''': The [[Planet Express employee lounge]]. Bender is seated on the couch watching ''[[All My Circuits]]'', where [[Monique (All My Circuits)|Monique]] and [[Boxy Robot (All My Circuits)|Boxy]] are making out.]''
:''['''Scene''': The [[Planet Express employee lounge]]. [[Turanga Leela|Leela]], [[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]], [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]] and Fry walks in through the door. Fry is removing some sort of yellow dust from his jacket.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': It takes more than that to surprise [[Me, Bender|''me'', Bender]]. ''[Fry's [[Alien]] pet, [[Mr. Peppy]], suddenly appears. Bender screams, scared.]'' What you doin', little buddy? Uh, yeah... Uncle Bender... He's your friend. ''[Mr. Peppy stands up, which scares Bender even more. Bender screams effeminately as Mr. Peppy faces him with an angry look. Mr. Peppy then vomits a tennis ball on the couch.]'' Huh? Oh, you wanna play fetch! ''[Bender grabs the ball and Mr. Peppy begins panting and wagging its tail.]'' Come on, boy! Get the ball. ''[Bender pretends to throw the ball, making a barking Mr. Peppy run, only to find nothing, and laughs.]'' Dumb jerk. Come on! Get the ball.</poem>
<poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': It sure was nice of [[Mrs. Poopenmeyer|the mayor's wife]] to have sex with me. ''[Fry sees something before him and stops.]'' Huh?</poem>
:''[Bender holds up the ball. Mr. Peppy jumps at it, ripping off Bender's arm. Bender screams.]''-->
:''[Bender is standing in front of him, looking angry.]''
<poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You...</poem>
<poem>'''Fry''': What?</poem>
:''[While talking, Bender walks up to Fry and angrily pokes him in the chest with his finger.]''
<poem>'''Bender''': You could have saved a [[robot]], but instead you saved a [[humans|human]]. You think human life is more important than robot life?</poem>
<poem>'''Fry''': No, no... well, yes, actually.</poem>
:''[Bender gasps in chock, then turns away from Fry. Behind Fry, Leela and Hermes are sitting in the couch, and Amy sits on the floor, all watching Fry's and Bender's fight. Hermes is reading a magazine entitled "[[Podcast Digest]]".]''
<poem>'''Bender''': That's it, I'm killing myself!</poem>
<poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''' [[Oh, lord]].</poem>
 


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Transcript for
Ghost in the Machines
Written byN/A
Transcribed byAki


[Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Comedy Central relased video The Death of Bender of 28 June, 2011.]
[Scene: The Planet Express employee lounge. Leela, Amy, Hermes and Fry walks in through the door. Fry is removing some sort of yellow dust from his jacket.]

Fry: It sure was nice of the mayor's wife to have sex with me. [Fry sees something before him and stops.] Huh?

[Bender is standing in front of him, looking angry.]

Bender: You...

Fry: What?

[While talking, Bender walks up to Fry and angrily pokes him in the chest with his finger.]

Bender: You could have saved a robot, but instead you saved a human. You think human life is more important than robot life?

Fry: No, no... well, yes, actually.

[Bender gasps in chock, then turns away from Fry. Behind Fry, Leela and Hermes are sitting in the couch, and Amy sits on the floor, all watching Fry's and Bender's fight. Hermes is reading a magazine entitled "Podcast Digest".]

Bender: That's it, I'm killing myself!

Leela Oh, lord.


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1ACV
(Season 1)		 "Space Pilot 3000" • "The Series Has Landed" • "I, Roommate" • "Love's Labours Lost in Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
2ACV
(Season 2)		 "I Second that Emotion" • "Brannigan, Begin Again" • "A Head in the Polls" • "Xmas Story" • "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" • "The Lesser of Two Evils" • "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" • "Raging Bender" • "A Bicyclops Built for Two" • "A Clone of My Own" • "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" • "The Deep South" • "Bender Gets Made" • "Mother's Day" • "The Problem with Popplers" • "Anthology of Interest I" • "War Is the H-Word" • "The Honking" • "The Cryonic Woman"
3ACV
(Season 3)		 "Amazon Women in the Mood" • "Parasites Lost" • "A Tale of Two Santas" • "The Luck of the Fryrish" • "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" • "Bendless Love" • "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" • "That's Lobstertainment!" • "The Cyber House Rules" • "Where the Buggalo Roam" • "Insane in the Mainframe" • "The Route of All Evil" • "Bendin' in the Wind" • "Time Keeps on Slippin'" • "I Dated a Robot" • "A Leela of Her Own" • "A Pharaoh to Remember" • "Anthology of Interest II" • "Roswell that Ends Well" • "Godfellas" • "Future Stock" • "The 30% Iron Chef"
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5ACV
(Season 5)
Bender's Big Score The Beast with a Billion Backs Bender's Game Into the Wild Green Yonder
Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4
6ACV
(Season 6)		 "Rebirth" • "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" • "Attack of the Killer App" • "Proposition Infinity" • "The Duh-Vinci Code" • "Lethal Inspection" • "The Late Philip J. Fry" • "That Darn Katz!" • "A Clockwork Origin" • "The Prisoner of Benda" • "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences" • "The Mutants Are Revolting" • "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" • "The Silence of the Clamps" • "Möbius Dick" • "Law and Oracle" • "Benderama" • "The Tip of the Zoidberg" • "Ghost in the Machines" • "Neutopia" • "Yo Leela Leela" • "Fry Am the Egg Man" • "All the Presidents' Heads" • "Cold Warriors" • "Overclockwise" • "Reincarnation"
7ACV
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S01E
(Broadcast season 1)		 "Space Pilot 3000" • "The Series Has Landed" • "I, Roommate" • "Love's Labours Lost in Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots"
S02E
(Broadcast season 2)		 "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm Factory" • "I Second that Emotion" • "Brannigan, Begin Again" • "A Head in the Polls" • "Xmas Story" • "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" • "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" • "The Lesser of Two Evils" • "Raging Bender" • "A Bicyclops Built for Two" • "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" • "A Clone of My Own" • "The Deep South" • "Bender Gets Made" • "The Problem with Popplers" • "Mother's Day" • "Anthology of Interest I"
S03E
(Broadcast season 3)		 "The Honking" • "War Is the H-Word" • "The Cryonic Woman" • "Parasites Lost" • "Amazon Women in the Mood" • "Bendless Love" • "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" • "That's Lobstertainment!" • "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" • "The Luck of the Fryrish" • "The Cyber House Rules" • "Insane in the Mainframe" • "Bendin' in the Wind" • "Time Keeps on Slippin'" • "I Dated a Robot"
S04E
(Broadcast season 4)		 "Roswell that Ends Well" • "A Tale of Two Santas" • "Anthology of Interest II" • "Love and Rocket" • "Leela's Homeworld" • "Where the Buggalo Roam" • "A Pharaoh to Remember" • "Godfellas" • "Future Stock" • "A Leela of Her Own" • "The 30% Iron Chef" • "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"
S05E
(Broadcast season 5)		 "Crimes of the Hot" • "Jurassic Bark" • "The Route of All Evil" • "A Taste of Freedom" • "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" • "Less than Hero" • "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" • "The Why of Fry" • "The Sting" • "The Farnsworth Parabox" • "Three Hundred Big Boys" • "Spanish Fry" • "Bend Her" • "Obsoletely Fabulous" • "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" • "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
S06E
(Broadcast season 6)		 "Bender's Big Score Part 1" • "Bender's Big Score Part 2" • "Bender's Big Score Part 3" • "Bender's Big Score Part 4" • "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 1" • "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 2" • "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 3" • "The Beast with a Billion Backs Part 4" • "Bender's Game Part 1" • "Bender's Game Part 2" • "Bender's Game Part 3" • "Bender's Game Part 4" • "Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1" • "Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 2" • "Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3" • "Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4"
S07E
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S08E
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S09E
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