Transcript:Ghost in the Machines

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Transcript for
Ghost in the Machines
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Transcribed byAki


[Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Comedy Central relased video The Death of Bender of 28 June, 2011.]
[Scene: The Planet Express employee lounge. Leela, Amy, Hermes and Fry walks in through the door. Fry is removing some sort of yellow dust from his jacket.]

Fry: It sure was nice of the mayor's wife to have sex with me. [Fry sees something before him and stops.] Huh?

[Bender is standing in front of him, looking angry.]

Bender: You...

Fry: What?

[While talking, Bender walks up to Fry and angrily pokes him in the chest with his finger.]

Bender: You could have saved a robot, but instead you saved a human. You think human life is more important than robot life?

Fry: No, no... well, yes, actually.

[Bender gasps in chock, then turns away from Fry. Behind Fry, Leela and Hermes are sitting in the couch, and Amy sits on the floor, all watching Fry's and Bender's fight. Hermes is reading a magazine entitled "Podcast Digest".]

Bender: That's it, I'm killing myself!

Bender: [Bender is still turned away from the others.] Don't try to talk me out of it! [Waits for a second, then turns his head towards the others.] Well?

Amy [Amy is holding the remote to the television set.] Bender, you always say you're going to kill yourself, but you almost never do.

Hermes Yeah. Last time you went to the suicide booth, you ended up dating it for six months.

Leela: [Leela is filing her nails.] How is Lynn, by the way?

Bender: Living in Oregon with her crazy mother. See you at my funeral, suckers!

[Bender leaves the room, but no one seems to care. Amy is looking at the television set, Leela is filing her nails, Fry is snoozing off and Hermes is reading "Podcast Digest".]