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Events

Suspect nabbed in Santa case!

First woman Blernsball player

Long live Pharaoh Bender!

January — July
- New New York v. Santa Bender case held. Santa Bender was to be executed at sundown.
- Massive dark matter spill on the Plutonian penguin refuge. Free Waterfall Sr. eaten by penguins.
- Earth invaded by the Brain Spawn; defeated by Fry and the Nibblonians.
- Dr. Zoidberg and Harold Zoid make the movie The Magnificent Three.
- Martian natives kidnap Amy Wong. She is later released when the worthless "bead" their ancestors traded the planet for is revealed to be a valuable, enormous diamond. The Martians leave Mars and buy a nicer planet.
- New New York v. Fry and Bender case held. Both Fry and Bender are sent to the HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots.
- Bend-Aid benefit concert for broken robots held in San Francisco.
- Universe threatened by "time skips;" Prof. Farnsworth and the Globetrotters create a black hole to absorb damaging time radiation.
- Leela finds herself being the first female ever to play major league Blernsball.
- Bender becomes the next pharaoh of Osiris 4.
August
- (11^th) Omicronians invade Earth yet again.
September
- (21^st) the Planet Express Crew travel back in time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
- (c. 22^nd) Fry, Leela, and the Professor dig up Bender's head which was buried for 1,055 years.
September — December
- Three-time Grammy winner and teen singer Wendy found dead in her bathtub at the age of 18
- Star Trek convention held on forbidden planet Omega 3; Welshie killed.

August 11^th
- Bender is transformed into a human using "reverse fossilization".
- Bender wins the Nobel Prize in Chemistry.
- Richard Nixon's head signs a peace accord with the ambassador Kong of the planet Nintendu 64. Things go wrong with the peace agreement when Kong throws a barrel at Richard Nixon's head and abandons the peace signing.
- Fry, Leela, Bender and Zoidberg rendezvous with General Colin Pac-Man. General Pac-Man leads them through a pac man-like maze. They exit through a Mario tube outside Planet Express headquarters. They find out there is another force threatening Earth.
- Lrrr, of the planet Nintenduu 64 has decided to invade Earth with his "3 different kinds of ships." Fry starts to battle the Space Invaders. During the battle, General Pac-Man is fatally wounded.
- Fry eventually loses after realizing he could never get the last ship. The last Space Invader ship lands on Earth and their demand is simple: quarters, a million allowances' worth of quarters. The Planet Express crew refuse to accept their offer, but reach a compromise by allowing the space invaders to toss their laundry in with the Planet Express crew's.
- Leela, Fry, Bender and Zoidberg meet the Professor at the Emerald Building and he gives a gun to Zoidberg and money to Bender.
- Leela becomes a witch, but then she melts into pudle because a flume of water landed on her.