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:''['''Note''': | :''['''Note''': This transcript is based on an [[Easter egg]] from [[Volume 5]] ([[#Section #1|Section #1]]) and on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/06/17/countdown-to-futurama-magnificent-squeezers/ Magnificent Squeezers]'' of 17 June, [[2011]] ([[#Section #2|Section #2]]).]'' | ||
==Section 1== | == Section #1 == | ||
:''['''Scene''': | :''['''Scene''': Wedding party. Bender walks by guests' tables wearing a jogging suit and gold chains with his antenna slicked back. He points at random guests.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': | <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Ay! Oh! ''[Bender takes a beer bottle from a waiter.]'' Piscopo! ''[Bender points to Mayor Poopenmeyer, who is with the Queen of Yonkers.]'' This guy! ''[Bender stops walking and drinks from the bottle. He then sees a seductive-looking fembot wearing a wedding veil and gown and gasps.]'' Babba-boing! ''[Bender's antenna slicks straight. Bender walks over to the fembot, who is already dancing with a manbot.]'' Hey, sexy. I'm Bender. What brings ''you'' to this tacky soirée?</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Fembot''': I'm the bride!</poem> | <poem>'''Fembot''': I'm the bride!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Bender''': Oops. ''[slinks away and sees | <poem>'''Bender''': Oops. ''[Bender slinks away and sees Fanny.]'' How 'bout ''you'', baby? Wanna do it?</poem> | ||
:''[Fanny turns around as the camera zooms out to reveal that she is dancing with the Donbot.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Fanny]]''': Bender, it's me, Fanny!</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': You who?</poem> | <poem>'''Bender''': You who?</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Fanny''': The Donbot's wife? [[Into the Wild Green Yonder|We had an affair]]?</poem> | <poem>'''Fanny''': The Donbot's wife? [[Into the Wild Green Yonder|We had an affair]]?</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Bender''': An affair, huh? ''[shrugs]'' Sounds like me. | <poem>'''Bender''': An affair, huh? ''[Bender shrugs.]'' Sounds like me. [to himself] Geez, I'd better be a little more careful. I don't wanna hit on anybody I already had sex with.</poem> | ||
:''[A ringing sound | :''[A ringing sound gets Bender's attention. It is caused by the collision between a fembot's bell-shaped dress and her legs. The camera zooms out as the fembot passes by Fanny and the Donbot.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Fanny''': Hiya, Bella.</poem> | <poem>'''Fanny''': Hiya, Bella.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''[[Bella]]''': | :''[Bella waves.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Bella]]''': Hi, Mom.</poem> | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': What about you? You're my third choice.</poem> | <poem>'''Bender''': What about you? You're my third choice.</poem> | ||
:''[Bella giggles and as she nudges towards Bender, | :''[Bella giggles and, as she nudges towards Bender, makes a deeper ringing sound.]'' | ||
:''['''Scene''': | :''['''Scene''': Outside the wedding party. The camera pans over to a barn labelled ''{{w|STAPLES|STABLES}}''. A lot of ringing is heard coming from the barn.]'' | ||
:''[''' | :''['''Cut to''': Inside a closet in the Stables barn. Bender is now stripped of his jogging suit and chains. He and Bella are making love.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Bella''': Oh, Bender | <poem>'''Bella''': Oh, Bender! This is all happening too slowly. Let's get married!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Bender''': Quiet! I'm makin' out with a floozy! ''[resumes making love, but | <poem>'''Bender''': Quiet! I'm makin' out with a floozy! ''[Bender resumes making love, but hears a noise and stops suddenly.]'' Hold your clapper. Someone's comin'!</poem> | ||
:''['''Cut to''': | :''['''Cut to''': Outside the closet. There is a sign that says ''SEA OATS''. Bender peers from the door and sees Calculon being carried off by Clamps and Joey Mousepad. The Donbot follows them holding a package. They stop under a sign that says ''DO NOT PUT SEAHORSES AWAY DRY''.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Calculon]]''': Donbot, please | <poem>'''[[Calculon]]''': Donbot, please. I'll pay you back as soon as you lend me some more money.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''[[Donbot]]''': Sorry, Calculon. It gives me no joy to do this... | <poem>'''[[Donbot]]''': Sorry, Calculon. It gives me no joy to do this... Because Clamps will be doin' it. ''[The Donbot opens the package and pulls out a pair of clamps.]'' Clamps, here are your new clamps.</poem> | ||
:''[Clamps lifts up his clamps to reveal they are old and rusty.]'' | :''[Clamps lifts up his clamps to reveal that they are old and rusty.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Clamps]]''': Clamps! ''[ | <poem>'''[[Clamps]]''': Clamps!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Calculon''': No. | :''[Clamps accepts his new clamps, replaces his old ones with them off camera, and takes them for a spin.]'' | ||
:''[ | <poem>'''Calculon''': No. ''[Calculon cowers away.]'' No! ''[Calculon looks to his right.]'' Line?</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Calculon | :''[Bender is still peering from the door in shock as Clamps does his clamping silhouetted.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Bella''': | <poem>'''Calculon''': [continued, extendedly, screaming] No!</poem> | ||
:''[Bella leans in.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Bella''': Yeah, Daddy hates welchers. The only thing he hates worse is witnesses... ''[Bender looks horrified.]'' [musical sting] And guys who mess around with his daughter...</poem> | |||
:''['''Cut to''': Inside the closet. Bender looks even more horrified and trembles.]'' [musical sting] | |||
:''['''Cut to''': Inside the closet | <poem>'''Bella''': [continued] And attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Bella | :''[Bender opens his chest cabinet and takes out a pan of steaming hot meatballs. He looks yet even more horrified.]'' [musical sting] | ||
:''[Bender opens his | |||
==Section 2== | == Section #2 == | ||
:''['''Scene''': The Planet Express locker room. Clamps mutters while using his locker.]'' | :''['''Scene''': The Planet Express locker room. Clamps mutters while using his locker.]'' | ||
<poem>''' | <poem>'''Clamps''': Four stinkin' years of clampin' school for this?</poem> | ||
:''[Clamps shuts his locker's door and continues muttering. Zoidberg approaches him.]'' | :''[Clamps shuts his locker's door and continues muttering. Zoidberg approaches him.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': Greetings, Francis. Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers!</poem> | <poem>'''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': Greetings, Francis. Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Clamps''': Squeezers? Squeezers?! They're clamps, you [beep sound]. ''[ | <poem>'''Clamps''': Squeezers? Squeezers?! They're clamps, you [beep sound]. ''[Clamps grabs Zoidberg by the neck and pushes him up against the lockers.]'' And if I wanna [beep sound] snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound] clamps. ''[Zoidberg begins suffocating.]'' Why do you think they call me— ''[Professor Farnsworth enters.]'' Francis?</poem> | ||
:''[Clamps lets go of Zoidberg.]'' | :''[Clamps lets go of Zoidberg.]'' | ||
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| Written by | Eric Rogers |
| Transcribed by | Sanfazer and Jasonbres |
- [Note: This transcript is based on an Easter egg from Volume 5 (Section #1) and on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Magnificent Squeezers of 17 June, 2011 (Section #2).]
Section #1
- [Scene: Wedding party. Bender walks by guests' tables wearing a jogging suit and gold chains with his antenna slicked back. He points at random guests.]
Bender: Ay! Oh! [Bender takes a beer bottle from a waiter.] Piscopo! [Bender points to Mayor Poopenmeyer, who is with the Queen of Yonkers.] This guy! [Bender stops walking and drinks from the bottle. He then sees a seductive-looking fembot wearing a wedding veil and gown and gasps.] Babba-boing! [Bender's antenna slicks straight. Bender walks over to the fembot, who is already dancing with a manbot.] Hey, sexy. I'm Bender. What brings you to this tacky soirée?
Fembot: I'm the bride!
Bender: Oops. [Bender slinks away and sees Fanny.] How 'bout you, baby? Wanna do it?
- [Fanny turns around as the camera zooms out to reveal that she is dancing with the Donbot.]
Fanny: Bender, it's me, Fanny!
Bender: You who?
Fanny: The Donbot's wife? We had an affair?
Bender: An affair, huh? [Bender shrugs.] Sounds like me. [to himself] Geez, I'd better be a little more careful. I don't wanna hit on anybody I already had sex with.
- [A ringing sound gets Bender's attention. It is caused by the collision between a fembot's bell-shaped dress and her legs. The camera zooms out as the fembot passes by Fanny and the Donbot.]
Fanny: Hiya, Bella.
- [Bella waves.]
Bella: Hi, Mom.
Bender: What about you? You're my third choice.
- [Bella giggles and, as she nudges towards Bender, makes a deeper ringing sound.]
- [Scene: Outside the wedding party. The camera pans over to a barn labelled STABLES. A lot of ringing is heard coming from the barn.]
- [Cut to: Inside a closet in the Stables barn. Bender is now stripped of his jogging suit and chains. He and Bella are making love.]
Bella: Oh, Bender! This is all happening too slowly. Let's get married!
Bender: Quiet! I'm makin' out with a floozy! [Bender resumes making love, but hears a noise and stops suddenly.] Hold your clapper. Someone's comin'!
- [Cut to: Outside the closet. There is a sign that says SEA OATS. Bender peers from the door and sees Calculon being carried off by Clamps and Joey Mousepad. The Donbot follows them holding a package. They stop under a sign that says DO NOT PUT SEAHORSES AWAY DRY.]
Calculon: Donbot, please. I'll pay you back as soon as you lend me some more money.
Donbot: Sorry, Calculon. It gives me no joy to do this... Because Clamps will be doin' it. [The Donbot opens the package and pulls out a pair of clamps.] Clamps, here are your new clamps.
- [Clamps lifts up his clamps to reveal that they are old and rusty.]
Clamps: Clamps!
- [Clamps accepts his new clamps, replaces his old ones with them off camera, and takes them for a spin.]
Calculon: No. [Calculon cowers away.] No! [Calculon looks to his right.] Line?
- [Bender is still peering from the door in shock as Clamps does his clamping silhouetted.]
Calculon: [continued, extendedly, screaming] No!
- [Bella leans in.]
Bella: Yeah, Daddy hates welchers. The only thing he hates worse is witnesses... [Bender looks horrified.] [musical sting] And guys who mess around with his daughter...
- [Cut to: Inside the closet. Bender looks even more horrified and trembles.] [musical sting]
Bella: [continued] And attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe.
- [Bender opens his chest cabinet and takes out a pan of steaming hot meatballs. He looks yet even more horrified.] [musical sting]
Section #2
- [Scene: The Planet Express locker room. Clamps mutters while using his locker.]
Clamps: Four stinkin' years of clampin' school for this?
- [Clamps shuts his locker's door and continues muttering. Zoidberg approaches him.]
Zoidberg: Greetings, Francis. Sorry if I was a little hostile before, but snipping is the only reason I'm even tolerated around here. Not like you, with those magnificent squeezers!
Clamps: Squeezers? Squeezers?! They're clamps, you [beep sound]. [Clamps grabs Zoidberg by the neck and pushes him up against the lockers.] And if I wanna [beep sound] snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound] clamps. [Zoidberg begins suffocating.] Why do you think they call me— [Professor Farnsworth enters.] Francis?
- [Clamps lets go of Zoidberg.]
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